Listosaurus Rex

Bartleby, over at AssociatedContent.com, has ranked the top thirty Ben Folds songs “with and without the Five,” by which he means he’s ranking songs both from Ben’s solo albums and albums by the trio he was in, Ben Folds Five.

Bartleby’s top ten:

1. Annie Waits
2. Evaporated
3. Brick
4. The Luckiest
5. Philosophy
6. Gone
7. Not the Same
8. Don’t Change Your Plans
9. Magic
10. Landed

Though I don’t agree with some of the picks, the list is clearly a product of love, attention, and thought. He’s got some level-headed analysis despite the fanatics who loathe “Brick” because it’s the only Ben song that got major airplay. I respect “Brick” at number three.

In fact, he picked ten very good songs for the top ten. Not a stinker among the bunch. I’m particularly surprised and impressed to see “Gone” at number six. I always thought of it as a “personal favorite,” but I’m glad to see others giving props to it.

Fan favorite “Philosophy” gets a mention pretty high up at number five. Many Ben Folds fans I talk to consider it his masterwork. It is indeed a great song.

My biggest gripe about the list is how “One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces” is down at number 28. It’s my absolute favorite Ben Folds song. It’s a bitterly funny revenge song full of some of the catchiest, craziest piano gymnastics you’ll ever hear in the song. A wonder to be heard, indeed.

But overall, I can’t complain about too much. Lots of great picks all around. If you are any sort of Ben Folds fan, I recommend you give his complete list a look, as he has a lot of great analyses and thoughts.

I’m not sure exactly when they released it, but here is VH1’s list of the greatest songs from the 1990s. It was originally a TV special, which I did not watch, so I do not have the full context, but they did release the list itself.

Drumroll, please. The top ten:

1. Nirvana - “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
2. U2 - “One”
3. Backstreet Boys - “I Want It That Way”
4. Whitney Houston - “I Will Always Love You”
5. Madonna - “Vogue”
6. Sir Mix-A-Lot - “Baby Got Back”
7. Britney Spears - “…Baby One More Time”
8. TLC - “Waterfalls”
9. R.E.M. - “Losing My Religion”
10. Sinéad O’Connor “Nothing Compares 2 U”

I definitely follow VH1’s reasoning… for two songs. Nirvana and U2: safe picks, great songs. Much has been written about how “Teen Spirit” shook up the entire music industry with its sound, lyrics, video, and attitude. And not since “Like a Rolling Stone” by Dylan has a more powerful, sublime hate song been written than U2’s “One.”

But, Backstreet Boys at number three. While that song encompasses everything that was good about the boy bands (catchy melodies, great vocals) while leaving out most of what was wrong with them, putting them at #3 is a big stretch.

The rest of the top ten is a little bit sketchy, too. I understand people accept Madonna as a very important figure in the industry, but I don’t really like “Vogue.” “Baby Got Back” is an acceptable guilty pleasure, in my opinion, but holds more camp value than anything else. Why not a Dre, Tupac, Nas, Jay-Z, or Eminem cut at that spot instead?

“…Baby One More Time” was, in all honesty, a good song. Good. Not great. Seriously, can any song which was on an album alongside a song called “E-Mail My Heart” be eligible for any sort of top ten?

Scanning the rest of the list, you definitely see some great songs, but also questionable picks. Spice Girls ahead of Oasis? Color Me Badd ahead of The Fugees? Christina Aguilera ahead of Weezer? I don’t know, man.

Overall, it’s a very interesting list with some great picks but also some duds. It seems like VH1 was using a combination of campiness and overall quality in making the picks. As the inclusion of MC Hammer proves.

One more time, the link.