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Ranking Weezer’s Albums From Best to Worst

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The best Weezer music is some of the best music you’ll find.  Unfortunately, the band has a lot of filler too.  Their spottiness is frustrating.  I feel like I’m doomed to buy each one of their albums only to write a mixed review of it.  Who knows, maybe they’ll release another classic some day.

Here is my attempt at a countdown ranking of their six albums, starting with the worst and ending with the best.  I’ve listened to each one of these albums many times through.

If you’re interested, you might also want to check out my ranking of their twenty-five greatest songs.

Anyways, here we go:

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Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Albums of All Time

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In November 2003, Rolling Stone magazine ranked the greatest albums of all time and extended its list out to a whopping 500.  Here are the top 20:

  1. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles
  2. Pet Sounds, The Beach Boys
  3. Revolver, The Beatles
  4. Highway 61 Revisited, Bob Dylan
  5. Rubber Soul, The Beatles
  6. What’s Going On, Marvin Gaye
  7. Exile on Main Street, The Rolling Stones
  8. London Calling, The Clash
  9. Blonde on Blonde, Bob Dylan
  10. The Beatles (”The White Album”), The Beatles
  11. The Sun Sessions, Elvis Presley
  12. Kind of Blue, Miles Davis
  13. Velvet Underground and Nico, The Velvet Underground
  14. Abbey Road, The Beatles
  15. Are You Experienced?, The Jimi Hendrix Experience
  16. Blood on the Tracks, Bob Dylan
  17. Nevermind, Nirvana
  18. Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen
  19. Astral Weeks, Van Morrison
  20. Thriller, Michael Jackson

The list is pretty widely criticized by readers, and I think a few of the common complaints are founded.  One is that the list is very heavily American.  Though the top 20 is pretty balanced between British and American bands, there is a steady dropoff on British rock as the list goes on.

Pink Floyd, and most anything progressive, is given the shaft on the list while punk seems to reign supreme. I’m not a big fan of most prog rock, and not very educated on the genre, so I’m not going to stick up for it too much.

Odd is the treatment of jazz on the list.  There are only a few albums on the list.  A bit Miles, a bit Coltrane, but not much beyond that.  Jazz is a segment of music as deep as rock and roll is, so it might’ve been more appropriate to either cut out jazz albums or devote more of the list to it.

Another thing I want to talk briefly about is Beatles albums.  I believe that Revolver would have been the number one on the list if it had been made a few years later.  Revolver is now a little bit more “in style” while people are slightly more down on Sgt. Pepper’s.  

In my mind, though Rubber Soul tops them both.  There is no album whose musical achievments I respect more than Rubber Soul.

I’d also like to say that The White Album is WAY too high up on the list.  It’s too unfocused and gimmicky, even though it’s got some real stunners on there.  For all the Beatles love on the list, Help! is far too low (#332).  The album is significantly more enjoyable overall, in my opinion, The White Album (#10), Please Please Me (#39), and Let It Be (#86).  With essentially every other Beatles album on the list, it’s a complete joke that Magical Mystery Tour isn’t honored.

I have my nitpicks with the list, but nothing overall to keep me from recommending it.  Nobody’s ever going to completely agree on what the best albums are, but Rolling Stone proposes a pretty good choices.

The best part about the list?  It’s got little articles about each one of the  albums.  You could be reading this for days and not get through everything.  It’s very anecdotal and informative, a good read.  I’ve been working on it for months and still haven’t gotten all the way to the end.

Perhaps the best way to view the list, then, is not an authoritative ranking of the best albums, but an overview of 500 great albums, replete with intersting stories and solid writing.  Take a look.

Time Magazine Goes List-Crazy

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Time Magazine has outdone itself and brought you a whopping FIFTY top ten lists to recap 2008.  Wowza.

Here are topics covered:

Albums

Animal Stories

Awkward Moments

Best Biz Deals

Best Performances

Breakups

Buzzwords

Campaign Gaffes

Campaign Video Moments

Children’s Books

Crime Stories

Editorial Cartoons

Election Photos

Fashion Moments

Fashion Faux Pas

Fiction Books

Financial Collapses

Fleeting Celebrities

Food Trends

Gadgets

Green Ideas

iPhone Apps

Late Night Jokes

Magazine Covers

Medical Breakthroughs

Movies

Museum Exhibits

News Stories

Non-fiction Books

Oddball News Stories

Olympic Moments

Open Mike Moments

Outrageous Earmarks

Photos

Plays and Musicals

Political Lines

Quotes

Religion Stories

Scandals

Scientific Discoveries

Songs

Sports Moments

T-shirt Worthy Slogans

TV Ads

TV Episodes

TV Series

Underreported Stories

Video Games

Viral Videos

Worst Biz Deals

Each one of the ten entries for each of these fifty categories has a little paragraph or two to accompany it.

This is almost bewildering for me.  It’s just about too much to process.  Of course, I devoured the ones important to me (Albums, Movies, TV Series, Video Games, Sports Moments, etc.), but most I only had time to give a cursory glance.  It doesn’t help that you have to click through to a new page for each item of each list.  I wouldn’t mind having a few of these lists scrapped and had a new and improved interface implemented.

 Top 10 Outrageous Earmarks?  Top 10 Breakups?  I dunno if these should be mixed in with the big hitters.  But, hey, if a magazine is going to go all-out on something, at least it’s something easy to read, organized, and logical, like lists!

Overall, though, I would NOT recommend this list set for two reasons: 1) Dark Knight not mentioned as one of the top 10 movies of the year. 2) The Office not mentioned as one of the top 10 TV shows of the year. WTF!?!

Just kidding, these are definitely worth a look.  Pick out the ones that look most interesting you and you’ll probably get a lot out of it.

Byron Crawford’s List of the 25 Greatest Rap Albums

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I was delighted to stumble across a well-written, authoritative list of the 25 Greatest Rap Albums by hilarious blogger and commentator Byron Crawford from ByronCrawford.com. Here is his complete top twenty-five:

  1. N.W.A. - STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON (1988)
  2. SNOOP DOGGY DOGG - DOGGYSTYLE (1993)
  3. 2PAC - RAP PHENOMENON II (MIX TAPE, 2003)
  4. RUN-DMC - RAISING HELL (1986)
  5. PHARCYDE - BIZARRE RIDE II: THE PHARCYDE (1992)
  6. LL COOL J. - MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT (1990)
  7. EPMD - UNFINISHED BUSINESS (1989)
  8. BEASTIE BOYS - PAUL’S BOUTIQUE (1989)
  9. A TRIBE CALLED QUEST - THE LOW-END THEORY (1991)
  10. DE LA SOUL - BUHLOONE MINDSTATE (1993)
  11. THE D.O.C. - NO ONE CAN DO IT BETTER (1989)
  12. ERIC B. AND RAKIM - FOLLOW THE LEADER (1988)
  13. GENIUS/GZA - LIQUID SWORDS
  14. GHOSTFACE KILLAH - SUPREME CLIENTELE (2000)
  15. GETO BOYS - THE RESURRECTION (1996)
  16. WYCLEF JEAN - THE CARVINAL (1997)
  17. ICE CUBE - AMERIKKKA’S MOST WANTED (1990)
  18. SCARFACE - MR. SCARFACE IS BACK (1991)
  19. JAY-Z - REASONABLE DOUBT (1996)
  20. NAS - STILLMATIC (2001)
  21. OUTKAST - AQUEMINI (1998)
  22. PUBLIC ENEMY - IT TAKES A NATION OF MILLION TO HOLD US BACK (1988)
  23. LAURYN HILL - THE MISEDUCATION OF LAURYN HILL (1998)
  24. DJ QUIK - WAY 2 FONKY (1992)
  25. DIZZIE RASCAL - BOY IN DA CORNER (2004)

I think this list is great because he gives credit where credit is due all around, and isn’t afraid to disagree with the so-called experts and music writers. Maybe if this list was just thrown out there I wouldn’t think very much of it, but if you read what he has to say about each album, it’s obvious this cat knows what he’s talking about when it comes to rap.

I like the distribution over time: he’s got Run DMC and Eric B. & Rakim, but he also has Outkast and Lauryn Hill. He doesn’t really play favorites by loading up the list with picks from just a few rappers. There’s plenty of range.

I may not agree with every pick — for example, I liked Illmatic more than Stillmatic, and I definitely would’ve included 36 Chambers — but Byron backs up every pick with solid reasoning.

I so liked the list that I wasted a half hour delving through his archives. He’s a pretty funny guy, and if you want a good chuckle, I recommend you check out his blog. His current topic of choice is the 2008 election, particularly the race issues behind it. Very thought-provoking and funny.

In short, check out this man’s list and his blog in general, too. He’s got some good stuff to say all-around.

Cracked.com’s 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums

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Anyone who visits digg.com or reddit.com nowadays is bound to have seen some of Cracked.com’s feature articles, which are very often in list form. A lot of what’s on Cracked is among the funniest stuff I’ve seen on the ‘net, and this feature is no exception; it’s one of my favorites from the site.

The article provides exactly what the title promises, with plenty of humorous commentary along the way. Without spoiling anything, I think I was laughing out loud the entire time while reading what the site had written about #1 on this list. Top notch all around.

So if you think you might find remarks making fun of the music of Color Me Badd and Vanilla Ice entertaining, I wholeheartedly recommend you check this out.

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